Eh gall 2 months pehla di hai. Mai Chandigarh jaan wali Volvo bus wich si. Mai awdi seat te baith chukka si, bus chal payi si. Adde to nikkal ke bus Moga road te chadh chukki si.
Naale hi ek BMW pichho aayi, te bus de agge jaake ruk gayi. Es karke bus vi ruk gayi. Mera dhyan gaddi wal hi si. Mai dekheya ki ik sexy aunty gaddi wicho nikkal ke bus wal nu aa rahi si.
Os aunty ne black t-shirt te white jeans payi hoyi si. Rang os da gora si, te figure chubby si. Vadde-vadde mamme, te bhut vaddi bund. Jeans te t-shirt wich os da figure bhut jabardast lagg riha si. Mai soch riha si ki aunty di fuddi maaran wich kinna maja aavega.
Haje mai eh soch hi riha si, ki aunty bus chadh ke andar aa gayi, te meri naal di seat te aake baith gayi. Os nu naal baithi dekh mai bhut happy ho gaya. Meri najar os de mote-mote pattan te payi, te mera lunn khada ho gaya.
Fer mai aunty de face wal dekheya. Os ne hello bulayi, te mai vi hello keeti. Fer bus chal payi. Meri najar baar-baar os de vadde-vadde boobs te jaa rahi si. Ik-do war ta os ne menu dekh vi litta, jis karke mai bada embarrass vi hoya. But aunty ne menu kujh kiha ni.
Mai soch riha si ki koi gall shuru kara aunty nal, but samjh ni si aa riha ki kahan ki. Enni der nu aunty boli-
Aunty: Tuhade kol pen hai?
Mai: Ji hega.
Aunty: Davoge?
Mai: Ji madam.
Fer mai aunty nu pen ditta, te os ne awdi diary wich kujh note karke photo click keeti. Oh photo oh kise nu bhejan laggi. Meri najar os paper te payi, ta mai dekheya aunty ne kise medicine da naam likheya si. Bas menu gall karan da mauka mil gaya.
Mai: Medicine mangwa rahe ho tusi?
Aunty: Hanji. Eh etho mildi ni asaani naal.
Mai: Mai leya daunga. Tusi dasso kinni chahidi hai?
Aunty: Sachhi?
Mai: Ji, I am an MR. Menu har medicine mil jandi hai.
Aunty: Thank you.
Mai: Your welcome.
Aunty: Tusi Chandigarh jaa rahe ho?
Mai: Ji, tusi?
Aunty: Hanji mai vi.
Mai: Ik gall kahan?
Aunty: Ji bolo.
Mai: Tusi bhut beautiful lagg rahe ho.
Aunty: Haa taa hi ta tusi mere wal dekhi jaa rahe ho baar-baar. Mai notice kar litta si. Anyways thanks for the compliment.
Jado menu pata lagga ki os nu pata ki, ki mai os wal dekh riha si, ta mai thoda jiha embarrass ho gaya. Mai aggo kujh ni boleya, ta oh boli-
Aunty: Arre don’t feel embarrassed. Young munde edda hi dekhde ne. Koi girlfriend ni hegi tuhadi?
Mai: Ji ni.
Aunty: Kyon, tusi smart je. Girlfriend banao koi.
Mai: Ji time ni hega girlfriend layi. Girlfriend naal bhut gallan karniya paindiya ne. Utto nakhre bhut hunde ne.
Aunty: Nakhre kis cheej de.
Mai (bold hundeya hoya): Tusi experienced ho. Enna ta tuhanu vi pata ki munda-kudi aapas wich girlfriend-boyfriend kyon bande ne. Je enniya gallan karke, te dates te paise kharch karke vi oh cheej naa mile, ta ki faida.
Aunty: Acha, ta tusi chahunde ho ki girlfriend pehli date te hi tuhanu de deve.
Aunty de muh to ‘de deve’ words sun ke mai excited ho gaya. Mai samajh gaya ki aunty free type di si. Fer mai kiha-
Mai: Ji madam, eh gall ta tusi bilkul sahi kahi. Dekho kudi vi ta den vaaste hi friendship kardi hai. Te je jaldi-jaldi kamm ho jaave, ta time bachda hai.
Eh sun ne aunty ne smile keeti, te kiha: Time bachaun de chakkar wich kamm vi ta kite chheti-chheti ni kar dinde? (Eh keh ke oh khid-khid ke hassan lagg payi)
Mai: Ni aunty, kamm wich ta aapa poora time layida hai. Enna ku time jis de nal saamne wali poori tara satisfy hoje. Fer baar-baar saanu sewa da mauka deve.
Aunty: Tusi ta eve keh rahe ho jive tuhanu bhut expereince hove.
Mai: Experience hega ta hi keh riha ha.
Aunty: Naale tusi keh rahe ho ki tuhadi koi girlfriend ni hegi.
Mai: Hun ni hegi, es da matlab eh thodi aa ki kadi vi ni hegi si. Naale sirf girlfriend nu chodna, eh kehdi ktaab wich likheya ( mai eh keh ke aunty nu ek cunning smile ditti)
Aunty: Haw! Matlab kise nu vi…?
Mai: Ki farak painda. Tusi kahoge ta tuhanu vi…! (Eh keh ke mai fer smile ditti).
Aunty ne vi meri gall sun ke ik smile ditti. Fer oh kehandi-
Aunty: But eh kamm bus wich ta ni ho sakda.
Mai: Mai kehda kiha bus wich karna hai. Chandigarh jaa hi rahe aa. Othe mera room book rehanda hai. Tuhadi haa hai ta aapa othe jaake fun kar sakde aa.
Aunty: Hun tusi keh hi ditta hai, ta tuhada experience check karna ik wari ta banda hai.
Aunty di yes sun ke mai khush ho gaya. Es to agge is story wich ki hoya, oh next part wich padheya je. Feedback [email protected] te deya je.