Maine gusse mein kaha ki, “Jaldi bhijwao,” aur call cut kar di. Kuch 5 minutes baad door par knock hui to main gaya darwaza kholne. Darwaza kholte hi mera saara gussa thanda ho gaya. Saamne ek tray par glass and snacks liye ek lamba, height around 6 feet, dark complexioned, sexy face cut, aur chikna ladka khada tha.
Age uski kuch 21 se 24 ke beech thi. Usne kaha, “Sir aapka order lekar aaya hu.” Maine kaha, “Haa andar rakh do.” Wo mere saamne se hota hua room mein gaya aur table par sab rakhne laga.
Main bed par gaya, baith kar use taadne laga. Upar se neeche tak scan kiya. Kya maal tha. Looks mawali wali thi uski. Mujhe aise ladke bahut pasand hai, kaale, mawali jaise. Socha ki agar mil jata ye to upar se neeche tak chaat leta use. Meri hawas jaag gayi.
Tray se cheezein table par rakh kar wo meri taraf muda, paas aaya mere, aur mujhe bill dete hue kaha ki, “Sir, sign kar dijiye bill pe.” Usne pen diya aur maine besharam ho kar uske haath ko pakadte hue usse pen li. Maine sign karke bill usko diya to bill lete hue usne kaha ki, “Sir sorry, thodi der ho gayi order prepare karne mein. Kyunki aaj hotel mein ek reception party chal rahi hai to chefs thode busy hai.”
Maine kaha, “Tum kyun sorry bol rahe ho, tumne thodi der ki hai. Its ok. Tumhari galti nahi hai.” Ye keh kar maine smile ki to usne bhi smile pass ki.
Wo bill lekar jaane laga to maine use roka aur bola “Wait.” Maine paas se apna wallet liya aur usko tip di aur kaha “Ye lo.” Wo paas aaya aur “Thank you sir” kehte hue note mere hath se le li. Maine poocha, “Tumhara naam kya hai?” Usne kaha, “Bikaram.” Maine poocha, “Bikaram suno, wo dinner ka last time kya hai?”
Bikaram: 10 baje last order lete hai, sir.
Maine kaha: Yaar starter dete-dete to 9:30 baja diye tum logon ne. Ab itni jaldi dinner thodi karunga.
Bikaram haste hue bola: Sorry sir, aap tension mat lo. Main aapka order last mein le aaunga jitna late ho sake.
Maine kaha: Thank you yaar.
Aur wo chala gaya. Kya kehta aur main? Rokne ka mann kar raha tha use, par aur kya kehta samajh hi nahi aaya kuch. Uske jaane ke baad hawas aur josh mein maine kuch 6 peg tika liye. Raat ke 11 baje door par knock hua to main samajh gaya Bikaram dinner lekar aaya hoga.
Wo andar aaya, mujhe nashe mein dekh kar usne smile ki aur maine usse khaana andar rakhne ko kaha. Khaana rakh kar usne mujhe bill di sign karne ke liye. Maine uski aankhon mein dekhte hue uske haath ko ache se pakarte hue pen liya. Fir sign kiye aur de diya. Uska reaction normal tha. Usne mujhe good night kaha aur jaane laga.
Darwaze tak pahuncha hi tha wo to maine kaha “Bikaram, ruko ye lo.” Ye keh kar maine use dobara tip di, dobara tip milne ke baad wo kaafi khush ho gaya. Wo meri taraf dekh kar kaafi smile karne laga aur bola, “Thank you sir.”
Maine jaldi se usse poocha, “Suno na, mujhe maalish chahiye tha. Hotel mein koi milega kya jo maalish deta ho?”
Bikaram meri taraf dekha aur bola, “Sir abhi itni der mein to saare aas-paas ke salons band ho gaye hai, aur hotel mein koi spa to hai nahi.”
Maine poocha: Tum dete ho kya massage?
Wo haste hue bola, “Sir mujhe nahi aata massage dena. Aise kabhi diya nahi hai maine massage kisi ko.”
Maine kaha, “Yaar paise doonga na, batao kitna chahiye? Kamar mein dard ho raha hai. Dede thoda maalish. Main bata doonga kaise dena hai massage. Acha tip de doonga.”
Bikaram hichkicha raha tha. Usne kaha, “Sir abhi to mera shift chal raha hai, 12 baje khatam hoga.”
Maine kaha, “It’s ok, 12 baje ke baad aa jana, main wait karunga.” Aur fir wo chale gaya.
Uske jaate hi maine socha ye aayega nahi. Maine khaana khaaya aur TV dekhne laga bed par jaa kar. Raat ke 12 baj chuke the aur wo aaya nahi. Maine bhi toilet karke lights off kar di aur sone laga. Main nashe mein bhi tha halka-halka aur horny bhi. Neend to aa nahi rahi thi, soch raha tha ki do-do baar tip di, paise yu hi waste hue. Subah agar wo aaya to poochunga ki kyun nahi aaye raat ko, bata deta ki nahi aayega, main wait nahi karta.
Fir main facebook khol ke dekhne laga. Raat ke 12:30 baj chuke the aur mujhe halki-halki neend aane lagi. Maine apna phone rakh diya, aur sone laga.
Kuch 2 minute ke baad door par knock hui aur maine aankhen kholi. Door par fir se knock hui. Maine uth kar lights ON ki darwaza khola to Bikaram tha. Kapde change karke aaya tha wo.
Maine use dekhte hi kaha, “Andar aao, kya hua itna late?”
Wo bola, “Haa mein baaki staff ke sath apne room chale gaya tha aur naha kar kapde change karne mein thoda time lag gaya. Sorry sir.”
Maine haste hue kaha, “Sorry kyun bol rahe ho? Mujhe bas laga ki tum nahi aaoge shayad.”
Bikaram ne kaha, “Nahi sir, bas thoda late ho gaya, shuru kare?”
Maine poocha, “Kya?”
Wo bola, “Sir, massage.”
Maine kaha, “Haa abhi to aaye ho, baitho, paani piyoge? Ya whisky piyoge. Abhi to duty khatam, lelo ek peg.”
Bikaram ne na to haa kaha na naa.
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