Hello dosto, umid hai apko meri “Taarak mehta ka ooltah chashmah” chudai kahani ka pichhla part pasand aaya hoga. Ab aage..
Ab Daya ghar ke andar aa gayi thi. Lekin andar aate dekh Gogi ko us par kaafi gussa aa gaya tha. Wo danda abhi bhi Daya ki gaand mein tha, aur Daya ko dard ho raha tha. Lekin Daya kuch nahi bol rahi thi. Tabhi Gogi ne kisi ko dekh, aur bola-
Gogi: Saali tu yaha kyu aa gayi hai?
Gogi ki awaaz sun kar Daya boli-
Daya: Kya hua, kon aa gaya?
Gogi bola: Nahi kuch nahi.
Daya: Aap please kuch aur karwa lo naa.
Fir Gogi ne kaha: Chal jaldi se ab sabzi banani shuru kar.
Ye sun kar Daya boli: Acha kya main ab phone band kar du kya?
Gogi bola: Kya main tere pati ko video send kar du kya?
Tabhi daya ne kaha: Nahi karti band.
Ye bol kar Daya jaldi se sabzi banane lag gayi. Lekin usko nahi pata tha, ki Gogi ke dimaag mein kya chal raha tha. Ab Daya kuch nahi bol rahi thi, aur apna kaam karne lag gayi thi.
Udhar Sukhi ko kuch idea aaya tha. Wo kya idea tha, ab aapko pata chalne wala hai. Sukhi ne Jethalal se kaha-
Sukhi: Hamara beta kis din kaam aayega? Aap usko phone karo. Aur isi bahane se wo apne papa se baat bhi kar lega.
Jethalal ko Sukhi ki baat sun kar hassi aa gayi. Usne jaldi se Sukhi ki gaand par ek thappad maara, aur bola
Jethalal: Haa meri jaan, bilkul sahi kaha toone.
Fir jaldi se Jethalal ne apne phone se Karan ko phone mila liya, aur kursi par baith gaya. Usne Sukhi ko apni god mein apne lund par bitha liya. Udhar Karan ne phone mein dekha, to usko Jethalal ka phone aa raha tha. Usne phone pick kiya, aur bola-
Karan: Hello seth ji. Hanji boliye, kya kaam hai aapko?
Jethalal ko Karan ke muh se “Seth ji” sun kar bura laga. Usko feel hua, ki Karan ke usko papa keh kar nahi bulaya. Sukhi Jethalal ko bura lange ka kaaran samajh gayi thi. Fir Sukhi ne Jethalal se kaha-
Sukhi: Main kal se usko aapko papa keh kar bulane ko bolungi.
Fir Jethalal ne Karan ko saari baat bata di. Karan ne baat sun kar Jethalal se kaha-
Karan: Hanji main aapka ye kaam kar doonga.
Jethalal ne kaha: Theek hai, lekin jaldi se mujhe cheque laa kar de dena. Ya bank mein de dena.
Tabhi Sukhi ne Jethalal se phone lekar Karan ko kaha-
Sukhi: Tu cheque bank mein hi de aana.
Karan ne apni maa ki baat maan li, aur haa bol diya.
Fir Jethalal ne phone band kar diya. Karan ab Daya ke ghar ki taraf chala gaya. Daya udhar sabzi banane ke liye masala taiyaar kar rahi thi. Jaise hi Daya ne masala taiyaar kar liya, tabhi Gogi ne usko rok diya. Fir Gogi usko bola-
Gogi: Ab yahi masala tujhe apni chut mein lena hoga.
Ye sun kar Daya ki jaan nikal gayi, kyuki masale ki wajah se uski chut mein mirchi lagne wali thi. Lekin kyuki wo kuch kar nahi sakti thi, to usko Gogi ki baat maan-ni hi padni thi.
Fir Daya ne mobile ko apne saamne rakh liya. Gogi saamne baitha usko dekh raha tha. Fir Daya ne masala hath mein liya, aur usko apni chut mein lene lag gayi. Jaise-jaise masala andar jaa raha tha, Daya ki chut mein aag lag rahi thi.
Uski aankhon se aansu nikal rahe the. Lekin wo kuch nahi kar sakti thi, aur usko ye dard sehna hi pad raha tha. Daya badi mushkil se us masale ko apni chut ke andar le rahi thi. Wo masala lete hue ro rahi thi.
Waha koi aisa bhi tha, jo Daya ko ye sab karte hue dekh raha tha. Aur wo koi tha Karan. Karan Daya ko bachana chaahta tha. Lekin wo usko aise nahi, balki kuch plan bana kar bachana chaahta tha. Wo chaahta tha, ki Daya uski randi ban jaye.
Fir Karan sochne laga, ki Daya ko kaise bachaya jaye. Tabhi uske dimag mein ek idea aaya. Usne apni jeb se phone nikala, aur Gogi ko phone laga diya. Wo ye chaahta tha, ki Gogi ka dhyan kisi aur taraf chala jaye.
Fir Gogi ne Daya ko dekhte-dekhte phone utha liya. Usne kaha-
Gogi: Hello.
Fir Karan ne ladki ki awaaz mein baat ki, aur usko baahar bula liya. Ladki ki awaaz sunte hi Gogi pagal ho gaya. Fir Gogi ne Daya ko kaha-
Gogi: Chal main baad mein leta hu teri.
Isse ab Daya ko bahut santushti mil gayi thi. Fir Gogi ne Daya wali call cut kar di. Tabhi Karan jaldi se Daya ke ghar ki taraf wapas chala gaya. Fir jab wo ghar ke andar gaya, to Daya sahi ho gayi. Daya se chala bhi nahi jaa raha tha. Uski gaand aur chut mein mirchi gayi hui thi. Aur isi wajah se uski band baji hui thi.
Fir Daya ne Karan ko dekha, par Karan ko dekh kar usko masti nahi aayi. Usko gussa tha, kyuki Karan ki aag ke kaaran hi aaj uske sath ye sab ho raha tha. Fir Daya ne Karan ko bola-
Daya: Tu kyu aaya hai yaha?
To Karan ne kaha: Jethalal ji ne cheque leke aane ko kaha hai.
Tabhi Daya ne jaldi se Jethalal ko phone kiya. Fir wo andar se cheque leke aayi, aur baahar aake cheque Karan ko de diya. Tabhi Karan ne Daya ko kaha-
Karan: Arre aise kyu chal rahi ho?
To Daya ne usko kaha: Tujhe kya lena hai?
Ispe Karan ne kaha: Main jaanta hu, ki Gogi ne aapke sath ye sab kiya hai.
Daya ko sharam aa gayi, lekin usko Karan par gussa bhi aaya. Wo Karan ko boli-
Daya: Saale tere kaaran ye sab ho raha hai mere sath. Us din toone apna lund dikha kar mujhe garam kar diya tha
Tabhi Karan ne Daya ko kaha: Aap darro mat. Main apne aap sab kuch theek kar doonga. Aap bas mujhe bata dena jab bhi wo aapko phone kare.
Fir Daya gusse mein boli: Theek hai saale. Tujhse kuch hone to hai nahi. Tu to bas lund hi hila sakta hai.
Ye sun kar Karan ko gussa aaya. Lekin usne socha, ki wo baad mein Daya ki chut mein lund daal kar apna gussa nikaal lega.
Fir Karan ghar se baahar aa gaya, aur apni bike par baith kar bank ki taraf jaane laga. Tabhi ek-dum se Anjali ne usko bula liya. Kyuki Anjali aaj usko laddu khilana chaahti thi.
Ab iske aage kya hone wala hai, wo aapko next part mein pata chalega. Aap jiski bhi chudai ki demand kar rahe hai, wo bhi agle parts mein aane wali hai. Jaldi hi agla part aayega.