Pichla bhaag padhe:- Mummy chudi Property Dealer se-1
Sex kahani ke pichle part mein aapne padha, ki kaise Arman naam ke ladke ne mummy ki help ki, aur uske baad unko Eidi dene aaya. Mummy ne bhi usko happy eid bola. Ab aage-
Uspe Arman ne bola: Bura na maane to ek baat bolu?
Mummy ne kaha: Bolo.
To usne kaha: Hamare main eid gale laga ke wish karte hai.
Mom pehle thoda sochne lagi, aur boli: Maine aaj tak aise kisi ko gale nahi lagaya.
Ispe Arman bola: Aap ghabraye nahi. Aap aise bhi bol sakti hai.
Aur wo chup ho gaya. Mummy ko ye acha nahi laga, to mummy ne kaha: Ok, aao gale lag ke aapko wish karti hu.
Fir Arman khushi se khada hua, aur mom ke paas gaya. Mom bhi khadi hui, aur dono ne gale laga ke ek-doosre ko eid ki mubarakbaad di. Fir mummy ne poocha-
Mom: Chai loge? Ya thanda?
To Arman ne kaha: Thanda le loonga.
Fir mummy uthi, aur kitchen jaane lagi. Wo wahan se 2 glass mein cold drink daal ke le aayi. Sath mein dry fruit. Fir Arman mummy ko dekh ke unki tareef karta hai.
Arman: Aaj to aap mashallah qayamat lag rahi hai.
Mummy ne halki si smile pass ki, aur thank you bola.
Mummy: Aapke upar bhi kurta acha lag raha hai.
Arman: Thank you ji.
Aur dono ek-doosre ko smile kar rahe the. Fir Arman chalne ke liye khada hota hai, to mummy bolti hai-
Mom: Rukiye thoda to.
Wo bolta hai: Mujhe aur bhi doston ke ghar jana hai. Sabse pehle aapke yahan se start kara.
Fir wo mummy ke paas aake bolta hai: Once again happy eid.
Ispe mummy bolti hai: Ab gale lag ke wish nahi karna?
Ye sunte hi jaise Arman ki to lottery lag gayi ho. Wo turant peeche muda, aur baahein khol ke hug karne jaa raha tha. Udhar mummy ne bhi usko gale laga ke happy eid bola, aur 2 minute tak dono aise hi rahe.
Fir mummy ek-dum se alag hui, aur Arman chala gaya. Uske baad mummy ne ghar ka kaam niptaya, aur aaj wo khush thi bahut. Fir sham 4 baje Arman ka message aata hai-
Arman: Hi.
Mummy: Hi.
Arman: Kya kar rahe ho?
Mummy: Kuch nahi, bas aaram. Tum batao, ho gayi celebrate eid?
Arman: Bas chal rahi hai hamari to. Aapne sevaiyan khayi?
Mummy: Haa maine khayi.
Isse pehle kabhi mom ne sevaiyan nahi khayi thi.
Arman: Kaisi lagi?
Mummy: Bahut achi.
Arman: Meri ammi ne banayi thi.
Mummy: Bahut achi banayi thi.
Arman: Aur batao aapki family mein kaun kaun hai?
Mummy: Ji mere husband aur ek beta hai.
Arman: Acha great!
Mummy: Aur aapki family mein?
Arman: Ji abbu, ammi, bhai, bhabhi, behan aur main.
Mummy: Aapki shaadi nahi hui?
Arman: Ji nahi, abhi nahi.
Mummy: Mujhe laga aap shaadi-shuda ho.
Arman: Ji nahi, main single hu.
Mummy ko pata nahi kya chatting mein maza aa raha tha. Unhone usse poocha-
Mummy: Koi girlfriend?
Arman: Ji nahi, single hu main.
Mummy: Jhooth mat bolo, bata sakte ho.
Arman: Ji hoti to aapko zaroor batata.
Mummy: Mili nahi, ya banayi nahi koi?
Arman: Ji mili nahi koi, jo mujhe achi lage.
Mummy: Acha aisa kya! Kaisi chahiye tumhe?
Arman ab flirt ke mood mein aa raha tha.
Arman: Ji jo khoobsurat ho, aur caring ho, aur aap jaisi beautiful ho.
Mummy ye baat sun ke thoda sharma si gayi.
Mummy: Main to ab buddhi ho rahi hu. Main kahan beautiful hu ab?
Arman: Ji aap hamare nazariye se dekhe, to aap bahut khoobsurat hai.
Mummy ko Arman se baat karke acha lag raha tha, aur apni tareef sunna bhi acha lag raha tha.
Mummy: Acha, mujhe to nahi lagta aisa.
Arman: Mat maano, par aap jaisi koi mile to main zindagi uske naam kar du apni.
Mummy: Acha ji!
Arman: Hanji.
Mummy kehti: Mil jayegi mere se bhi achi.
Arman ne seedha bola: Aap hi chahiye ho mujhe.
To mummy thoda shock hoke boli: Ye kya keh rahe ho tum?Main ek shaadi-shuda lady hu, aur mera ek beta hai 24 saal ka.
Tum aise kaise soch sakte ho mere baare mein. Maine tumhe ek acha dost samjha tha, aur tum!
Fir Arman sorry bolta hai. Mummy uske message ka koi reply nahi karti, aur phone side mein rakh ke apne kaam mein lag jati hai. Fir thodi der baad phone check karti hai, to kayi saare messages the Arman ke sorry ke. Mummy seen karke koi reply nahi karti, aur apne kaam mein lag jati hai. Fir raat mein Arman again message karta hai-
Arman: Sorry, I’m really sorry.
Mummy fir reply karti hai: It’s ok.
Arman fir bolta hai: Sorry.
Mummy: It’s ok, aage se dhyan rakhna.
Arman: Ji bilkul.
Mummy: Kaise gayi eid?
Arman: Dopahar tak to achi thi, uske baad kharaab.
Mummy: Kyun?
Arman: Meri dost mujhse naraaz thi, to celebrate karne ka dil nahi kara (aur rone ka emoji bheja).
Mummy ko ye baat sun ke acha nahi laga, ki unki wajah se Arman ka festival kharaab ho gaya. Fir wo bolne lagi-
Mummy: Sorry meri wajah se tumhara festival kharaab ho gaya.
Arman: Aap sorry mat boliye, galti meri thi.
Mummy: Sorry fir bhi. Tumne dinner kara?
Arman: Nahi mann nahi tha.
Mummy (gusse mein): Kyun mann nahi tha? Jao pehle dinner karo.
Arman: Aapne kara?
Mummy: Hum thoda sa zyada mann nahi tha.
Arman: Aap bhi ache se dinner karo, fir main karunga.
Mummy: Maine kar rakha hai. Mera mann nahi hai. Tum karo, zid mat karo jaake dinner karo.
Arman: Pehle aap karogi, tab main karunga. Ye meri zid hai, warna bhookha baitha hu main.
Mummy: Ok karti hu main, tum bi karo.
Arman: Video call karo, sath mein khaate hai.
Mummy: Nahi is time nahi. Sab so rahe hai.
Arman: Ek baar bas chand ko dekh ke khaana khaunga.
Mummy (muskarate hue): Tum fir shuru ho gaye.
Arman: Karo na.
Mummy: Ruko 2 minute.
Mummy washroom jaake video call karti hai, aur Arman abhi bhi baahar hota hai.
Iske aage kya hota hai, wo aapko agle part mein pata chalega.
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