Maa: So jayiye, aaj bahut der ho gayi hai. Kal karte hai.
Pita ji: Tumhe pata hai mujhe bina chudayi ke neend nahi aati.
Pita ji ki ye baat sun kar main bahut excited ho gaya, aur zyada dhyan deke unki baatein sunne laga.
Maa: Theek hai, par aaj apne saare kapde nahi utaarungi. Jo tumhe karna hai wo jaldi khatam karo.
Pita ji: Theek hai, apni saree uthao aur taangein upar karo jaldi.
Maa: Meri chut pe tel lagao pehle. Mujhe dard hota hai.
Maa ki ye baat sun kar main to bahut zyada hi excited ho gaya, aur mera lund khada hoke chaddi ke andar salami thokne laga.
Pita ji: Taangein kholo apni.
Maa: Aaahhh.
Jaise hi maa ki siskari suni, main samajh gaya ki maa ki chut mein pita ji ne lund pel diya tha. Fir kya, saare room mein pach pach ki awaaz sunayi dene lagi. Tabhi maa boli-
Maa: Dheere se karo, Manik uth jayega.
Fir utne mein hi pita ji bole-
Pita ji: Gir gaya mera.
Maa (gusse mein boli): Gir gaya aapka? Aapse kuch hota nahi to karte kyun ho? Roz aise hi karte ho aap. Mera paani bhi nahi nikla abhi tak. Meri kismat hi footi hai jo tum mere pati bane.
Tabhi pita ji bole-
Pita ji: Chup kar randi, tujhe bahut zyada masti chadhi hai kya? Sali kameeni.
Maa: Chup-chaap se so jao ab, aur mujhe bhi sone do.
Main ye saari unki chudai ki baatein sun raha tha. Aur mujhe maa ki baat samajh aayi ki mera baap unko satisfy nahi kar paa raha tha. Aur karega bhi kaise? Daaru pee ke apni haalat jo kharaab kar rakhi thi.
Fir agle din main utha, aur naha ke office jaane ki taiyaari karne laga. Lekin usi din se meri nazar maa ke liye bigad gayi thi. Ab main unhe ek aurat ki tarah dekhne laga tha. Baar-baar unke chutad dekhta to kabhi ball dekhte rehta. Fir us din mera office mein kaam karne ka mann lag hi nahi raha tha. Main to bas kab office se chutti ho, aur main ghar aa jau, yahi socha raha tha.
Fir kya, main office se ghar aa gaya. Pita ji bhi rickshaw chala ke aur daaru pee ke ghar aa chuke the. Aur fir kya, roz ki tarah hum khaana khaa ke so gaye. Lekin is baar main maa ki taraf dekh ke sone ka naatak karne laga. Fir kya, kuch hi samay mein mere baap ke anadar ka aadmi jaag gaya, aur maa ko chodne laga. Lekin saala 10 sec ke andar hi jhad gaya.
Meri maa roz ki tarah tadapti so gayi. Ab aise roz hone laga. Main roz raat ko unki chudai dekhta aur so jata. Main ek baat samajh gaya tha ki maa ko achi chudai chahiye thi, jo use nahi mil rahi thi. Aur meri neeyat bhi ab maa ke prati bigad gayi thi. Main use ab chodna chaahta tha.
To main hamesha yahi sochta tha ki maa ko kaise choda jaye. Fir ek din maine ek plan banaya. Meri salary aa chuki thi. To maine apne pita ji ke liye whiskey ka ek half khamba le liya, aur sath hi main chakne ke liye ek chiken tandoori le liya. Fir ghar aake pita ji ko surprise de diya. Pita ji daaru ki bottel dekh ke bahut zyada hi khush ho gaye.
Fir kya tha, pita ji ne saari daaru khatam kar li. Ek to wo pehle hi pee ke aaye the, aur meri layi hui daaru bhi khatam kar di thi. Ab unhe daaru zyada chadh chuki thi. Maa ko ye dekh ke pita ji par gussa aa raha tha. Fir kya, hamne khaana khaaya aur maa ne bistar laga diya. Uske baad pita ji aur maa so gaye, aur main maa se bola ki bas 20 minute mein baahar jaa ke aata hu.
Fir main apne dost ke sath baahar gaya, aur whiskey ka ek quarter laga ke ghar aa gaya tha. Ghar aake maine dekha ki mera baap fail ke so gaya tha. Ye dekh ke main khush ho gaya, aur light off karke maa ke baju mein chup-chaap se sone ka naatak karne laga.
Kuch 30 se 40 minute ke baad main utha aur koi bhi awaaz na karte hue pita ji ki side mein chala gaya. Fir pita ji ke paas jaa kar maine unhe hila ke dekha. Lekin wo uthne ka naam nahi le rahe the. Main samajh gaya ki pita ji ne daaru hi itni pee li thi ki wo kal hi uthenge.
Ab kya, maine pita ji ko dheere se bistar ke baahar ghaseet diya aur apni chaddi nikaal ke unke jagah so gaya.
Doston aapko ek baat bata du, ki mere pita ji aur meri shareer rachna ek-dum same hai, to mujhe ye baat to malum thi ki maa andhere mein unke baju mein kon kya kar raha tha, wo pata nahi kar payegi.
Aur mujhe ye bhi malum tha ki roz raat ko pita ji aur maa kis tarah se apni dabi hui awaaz mein baat karte the, taaki main uth na jau. Fir kya, main pehle hi poora nanga ho kar pita ji ki jagah so gaya tha, aur fir maine dheere se apna hath maa ki gaand pe rakha.
Iske aage kya hua, wo aapko agle part mein pata chalega. Yahan tak maza aaya ki nahi zaroor bataye.
Agla bhaag padhe:- Papa Ban Ke Maa Ko Choda-2