Hoya kujh eve, ki mai te meri wife os de peke gaye hoye si. Raat da time si, te saare dinner kar rahe si. Asi kise gall te hassi jaande si. Ose vele Simmi de phone te koi message aaya, jis nu padh ke oh boli-
Simmi: Oh shit!
Os di mummy ne puchheya: Ki hoya putt?
Simmi: Mummy tuhanu yaad hai mai ik exam fill keeta si job layi?
Mummy: Haa, yaad hai.
Simmi: Os da paper kal hai.
Mummy: Acha, pehla ni dasseya tu?
Simmi: Menu aap hune message aaya hai.
Mummy: Fer tyaari ta honi ni teri.
Simmi: Ni mummy, tyaari ta mai kar hi rahi si. But exam da venue door hai. Kal 12 waje da exam hai. Mai kive jawangi othe?
Mummy: Kithe hai exam venue?
Simmi: Bikaner, Rajasthan.
Mummy: Fer hun? Tere papa vi ghar ni hege, ni ta swere-swere gaddi wich nikkal jaande tusi.
Odo mai kiha: Te mummy mai chala jana Simmi naal. Asi waise vi swere jaana hi si. Asi tadke nikkal jawange. Ekam (meri wife) nu ghare chhad ke mai Simmi naal chala jawanga. Exam to baad os nu wapas ethe chhad jawanga.
Mummy: Putt tera kamm?
Mai: Mummy mera kal koi khaas kamm ni hega. Naale Simmi da exam vi jaroori hai.
Mummy: Chal theek hai.
Fer asi saare so gaye. Mai 3 waje uttheya, te saareya nu uthaya. 4 waje asi nikkal gaye. 6 ghante da rasta si. Mai Ekam nu ghar chhad ke Simmi naal Bikaner wal nikkal gaya. Simmi ne ajj laal rang da salwar suit paaya hoya si. Gore rang wali Simmi laal rang de kapdeyan wich bhut ghaint lag rahi si.
Fer saadiya gallan shuru hoiya. Pehle os di job baare, fer family baare, te fer os de boyfriend baare gallan hon lagg payiya. Mai os to puchheya-
Mai: Fer Simmi, koi munda pasand aa tenu?
Simmi: Ji pasand ta hai.
Mai: Acha, dass fer menu. Mai gall chalawa family wich.
Simmi: But menu eh ni pata ki oh menu like karda hai ki ni.
Mai: Le! Tere wargi sohni kudi nu naah kinne kehni? Oh haa hi kahuga.
Simmi: Acha, enni sohni ha mai?
Mai: Haa sohni ta tu hai.
Simmi: But problem sirf ehi ni hai.
Mai: Hor ki problem aa hun?
Simmi: Oh married vi aa.
Mai: Oh, divorce hon wala os da?
Simmi: Ni.
Mai: Oh tenu pasand karda?
Simmi: Pata ni.
Mai: Os nu pata ki tu os nu pasand kardi hai?
Simmi: Pata ni.
Mai: Le, eh ki gall hoyi. Fer ta tu hi os nu pasand kardi hai. Os nu ta pata vi ni. Edda kidda gall banu.
Simmi: Ohi ta problem hai.
Mai: Par tu os nu dass ta sahi, ki tu os nu like kardi hai. I sure oh divorce dedega awdi wife nu.
Simmi: Fer os di wife da ki?
Mai: Os nu koi hor mil jawega.
Simmi: Edda kidda, os di life kharaab hoju.
Mai: Fer ta teri gall banna mushkal hai.
Simmi: Edda ni hai.
Mai: Edda hi hai.
Simmi: Friendship vi ta kar sakde.
Mai: Oh ta time pass layi theek hai. But oh mannega.
Simmi: Pata ni.
Mai: Puch ke dekhi os nu.
Simmi: Ohi ta kar rahi aa.
Eh sun ke mai hairan ho gaya. Os diya saariyan gallan meri samajh wich aa gayiya, ki oh meri gall kar rahi si. Fer mai os to puchheya-
Mai: Simmi, eh tu ki keh rahi hai.
Simmi: Kehdi gall tuhadi samajh wich ni aayi.
Mai: Mai tera jija ha.
Simmi: Te mai tuhadi saali, addhi ghar wali.
Mai: But teri bhain nu mai pyar karda ha.
Simmi: Bhain nu ta mai vi pyar kardi ha. But mai tuhanu vi pyar kardi ha.
Eh keh ke os ne mere hath te hath rakh ditta. Fer oh boli-
Simmi: Jiju menu tuhada pyar chahida bas. Mai kise rishte di expectation ni rakhangi, naa hi eh gall kise nu patta laggugi.
Mai samajh gaya si, ki meri saali mere to pyaar bhaaldi si. Matlab mere naal sex karna chahundi si. Mai socheya, jado enni sexy kudi awde aap agge aake fuddi offer kar rahi si. Te jado gall baahar leak hon da chance vi ni si. Te mai kyon pichhe hata. But fer vi menu thoda jiha naatak karna paina si. Jekar mai ose vele mann janda, ta Simmi nu meri niyat te shak ho sakda si.
Fer mai kiha: Simmi, mai Ekam nu bhut pyar karda ha. Tu bhut sohni hai. Te jekar mai married na hunda, ta tere naal yaari chhad vyaah karwaunda. But hun mai sure ni ha. Agar mai eh karda ha, ta Ekam naal dhokha na hoju.
Simmi: Dhokha ta ta hou, jekar tudi Ekam nu chhad-de je. But edda ni hoga.
Mai: Pata ni, menu kujh samajh ni aa riha.
Simmi: Mai samjahundi ha.
Eh keh ke Simmi agge vadhi, te mera muh awde wal karke mere lips te kiss kar ditti.
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