Hotel ke manager se mila to usne mera ache se welcome kiya. Usne wahan ke ek waiter ki duty lagayi mera khayaal rakhne ke liye. Fir us waiter ne mera samaan uthaya aur mujhe kamre tak leke jaane laga.
Kamre tak jaate hue main usse baatein karne laga. Wo waiter lamba-chauda aur hatta-katta aadmi tha. Uski umar koi 30 saal hogi. Uska naam Balwant tha. Aisa mard dekh kar mera mann machalne laga. Lekin main kaam par tha, to maine khud ko control kiya.
Jab hum room mein pahunche, to jaate hue wo mujhe dekh kar ajeeb se smile karne laga. Mujhe samajh aa gaya ki usko mere baare mein andaza ho gaya tha ki main gay hu.
Fir wo chala gaya. Main fresh hua, aur fir dinner karne chala gaya. Wahan bhi usne mujhe dinner serve kiya. Maine usse poocha-
Main: Ghoomne ki jagah kon-kon si badhiye hai?
Balwant: Jagah to bahut si hai, lekin aapko sahi guide milna chahiye.
Maine uski is baat ko ek mauke ki tarah dekha, aur bola: Fir tum hi kal ke liye mere guide ban jao.
Usne smile ki aur bola: Malik ne mujhe aapka har tarah ka khayaal rakhne ke liye bola hai, to main mana kaise kar sakta hu. Aap kal subha ready ho kar mujhe phone kar dena. Main aa jaunga.
Maine apna dinner khatam kiya, aur apne room mein chala gaya. Ab main kal uske sath ghoomne jaane ke liye excited tha. Raat ko mujhe neend nahi aa rahi thi, to maine thodi der gaand mein ungli ki aur fir so gaya.
Subha main jaldi uth kar taiyaar ho gaya. Fir 8 baje maine usko phone kiya, aur wo 8:15 baje aa gaya. Usne red t-shirt aur black jeans pehni thi. Wo kaafi smart lag raha tha. Usko dekh kar meri gaand mein khujli badhti jaa rahi thi.
Fir hum nikal pade. Hotel manager ne mujhe taxi hire karne di, jisme main aur Balwant baith kar ghoomne nikal gaye. Balwant mujhe baar-baar upar se neeche dekh to raha tha, lekin kuch kar nahi raha tha. Maine socha shayad usko apni naukri ka darr hoga, isliye wo aage nahi badh raha tha. Lekin ab mera khud par control karna mushkil ho gaya tha.
Gaadi mein baithe hue main jaan-boojh kar baar-baar uski jaangh par hath fer deta. Wo mujhe dekhta, lekin anjan banne ka naatak karne lagta. Ab hum wahan adventure park pahunch gaye. Mujhe bhookh lagi, to maine pehle kuch khaane ke liye kaha. Wo mujhe restaurant le gaya, jahan hamne nashta kiya. Wahan maine usse poocha-
Main: Balwant tum married ho?
Balwant: Nahi sir?
Main: Kyun, shadi hui nahi ya ki nahi?
Balwant: Sir dono.
Main: Matlab?
Balwant: Sir jo ladki pasand thi, uske ghar walo ne mana kar diya. Aur koi mujhe itni achi nahi lagi.
Main: Mana kyun kar diya.
Balwant: Sir ab waiter ke sath apni beti kon bihayega?
Main: To tumhara dil nahi karta koi ho, jo tumhe pyar kare?
Balwant: Sir pyar to waise hi bahut mil jata hai.
Main: Wo kaise?
Balwant: Sir bahut se logon ki biwiyan pyasi hai. Kisi na kisi ke sath apna taanka bhida hi rehta hai. Jab bhi dil karta hai, unke paas jaake ache se unko pyar karta hu. Isse mann bhi khush ho jata hai, aur wo auratein pyar ke sath-sath paise bhi de deti hai. Shaadi-vaadi ka jhanjhat hi nahi.
Main: Waah, tum to casinova type nikle.
Balwant: Wo kya hota hai sir?
Main: Jo alag-alag females ke sath sex kare, usko casinova kehte hai.
Balwant: Sirf females ke sath nahi, gaandu logon ke sath bhi.
Uski ye baat sun kar mere shareer mein current sa daud gaya. Fir wo aage bola-
Balwant: Aur mujhe pata hai ki aap bhi ek gaandu ho. Aapki gaand mein jo khujli kal se ho rahi hai, wo mujhe saaf dikh rahi hai.
Balwant wahi sab bole jaa raha tha, jaisa main feel kar raha tha. Uski baaton se lag raha tha ki wo manjha hua khiladi tha. Fir maine usko kaha-
Main: Haa Balwant, tumhare jaise tagde mard ko dekh kar meri gaand mein khujli ho rahi hai. Main bhi tumhe paise doonga. Tum meri bhi khujli mujhe chod kar mita do.
Balwant: Sir mujhe paise nahi chahiye aapse. Aap hamare mehmaan hai, aapko khush karna hamari duty hai. Main aaj aapko ache se khush karunga. Bas uske badle mein aap manager sahab se meri tareef kar dena, taki meri tankhwah badh jaye.
Main: Haa theek hai, wo to main kar doonga. Lekin ab to hum baahar hai, yahan tum mujhe khush kaise karoge?
Balwant: Uske liye mere paas jugaad hai.
Fir Balwant apni kursi se utha, aur main bhi uth gaya.
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Agla bhaag padhe:- Shimla ke hotel mein meri chudai-2