Tabhi bhabhi ne plate mein korma daala aur apne husband ke paas gayi. Wo uske liye hi sabzi lene aayi thi. Jab uske husband ne korma dekha, to usko daantne lag gaya. Usko laga ki ye non-veg item thi. Bhabhi ne apne husband ko kaha ki ye vegetarian hai, lekin wo uski sunne ko taiyaar nahi tha.
Uske daantne ki awaaz unchi hone ki wajah se aas-paas ke log bhi bhabhi ko dekhne lag gaye. Isse usko embarrassed feel hone laga. Maine is situation mein apne liye ek mauka dekha aur unke paas jaake bola-
Main: Sir ye veg item hai.
Bhabhi ka husband: Aapki tareef.
Main: Sir main wo hu, jiski team ne ye saara khaana banaya hai. Isme hamara special masala dala hua hai, jo non-veg item mein use kiya jata hai. Isliye difference bata paana mushkil hai. Ye un logon ke liye hai jo vegetarian hai, lekin non-veg ke taste ka maza lena chaahte hai.
Meri baat sun kar bhabhi ka husband chup ho gaya. Bhabhi ke saamne number banane ke liye maine unse kaha-
Main: Mam meri wajah se aapko daant padi. Uske liye main aapko sorry bolta hu.
Uska husband usko sorry bolne ki bajaye mujhe ghoor kar dekhne laga. Lekin main smile karke bhabhi ko dekh raha tha. Main samajh chuka tha ki us behan ke lode ke paas heera to tha. Lekin usko uski koi kadar nahi thi.
Fir main wahan se aake dobara khaana taste karne laga. Wo bhabhi mujhe hi dekh rahi thi. Main bhi baar-baar usi ko dekh raha tha aur smile kar raha tha. Fir jab uska husband apne friends ke sath drink karne gaya, to bhabhi mere paas aa gayi. Fir wo boli-
Bhabhi: Thanks, itni respect dene ke liye.
Main: Madam, isme thanks ki kya baat hai. Galti aapke husband ki thi. Sorry to unko bolna chahiye tha. Khair, ye aapka aapsi maamla hai.
Bhabhi: Hmm. Waise khaana bahut acha banaya hai aapki team ne.
Main: Thank you mam.
Bhabhi: Mam nahi, call mein Nandini.
Main: Ok Nandini. Waise Nandini, aap bahut beautiful hai. Aap jaisi wife ho to banda usko sambhaal-sambhaal kar rakhe. Daantna to door ki baat hai. Ya to sir bahut special hai, ya aap sirf dikhne mein achi hai, jo wo aapko daant dete hai aur aap bhi sun leti hai.
Bhabhi: Haaw! Ye meri insult thi ya compliment (haste hue)!
Main: Aap jo marzi samajh lo.
Bhabhi: Actually ye un husbands mein se ek hai, jinko lagta hai aurat ki value nahi hai.
Main: Aaj ke time pe bhi?
Bhabhi: Bade gharon mein duniya wahi purani hai abhi bhi.
Main: Hmm.
Bhabhi ab thodi udaas ho gayi thi. Fir maine mood set karne ko kaha-
Main: Chaliye aapko ek dish khilata hu. Usko khaa kar aapka mood ek-dum acha ho jayega.
Bhabhi: Kya sach mein?
Main: Haa.
Fir main unko kitchen mein le gaya. Wahan se maine plate mein wo dish daali, aur marriage palace ke doosre vacant hall mein bhabhi ko le gaya. Actually jo dish main bhabhi ko khilane wala tha, wo hari mirch se bani hoti hai. Us dish ke baare mein zyada log nahi jaante. Teekha pasand karne walo ke liye wo dish banayi jati hai. Bhabhi ko bhi uske baare mein nahi pata tha.
Fir bhabhi ne ek spoon bhar kar wo dish apne muh mein daali. Dish usne khaa to li, lekin wo see-see karne lag gayi. Uski aankhon se mirchi ki wajah se paani aane laga. Main usko dekh kar hasne laga. Wo bhi mirchi lagne ke bawjood hasne lagi. Fir maine pocket se candy nikaal kar bhabhi ko di.
Usne 2-3 candies khaa li. Isse kuch farak to pada, lekin poori tarah mirchi lagni band nahi hui. Fir wo boli-
Bhabhi: Acha mazaak tha.
Main: Waise aapka muh laal ho gaya tha. Dil kar raha tha kiss kar lu aapko.
Mere ye bolne par bhabhi meri taraf dekhne lagi. Fir boli-
Bhabhi: Tum sach mein mujhe kiss karna chaahte ho?
Main: Aapko kon kiss nahi karna chahega?
Bhabhi: Kisi aur ko chhodho. Apni baat karo.
Main: Haa, main aapko kiss karna chaahta hu.
Bhabhi mere kareeb aayi aur uska jism mere jism se chipak gaya. Fir usne apne honth mere hontho ke kareeb kar diye aur aankhen band karke boli-
Bhabhi: Kar lo!
Main ab samajh chuka tha ki bhabhi mujhe apna sab kuch dene ko taiyaar thi. Mere mann mein laddu phootne lage the. Dil to kar raha tha ki bhabhi ko main khaa jau. Lekin maine usko kiss na karke peeche kar diya.
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