Hi doston, main Rohit lucknow se hu, aur ye meri sacchi ghatna hai. Kaise apne flat ke saamne wali aunty ke pyaar ke jaadu mein pad kar ek-doosre ko wo sukh diya, jiski dono ko pyaas thi.
Main lucknow Vrindavan yojana mein rehta hu, aur mera top floor pe flat hai. Hamare saamne ek mast aunty rehti hai. Unka naam Pooja hai. Wo 35 saal ke aas-paas hongi. Main apne ek dost ke sath flat pe rent pe rehta hu.
Jab hum dono flat pe shift ho rahe the, hamne apna samaan laake adjust kiya. Fir maine apne dost se kaha-
Me: Yaar shift to ho gaye. Ab khaana banane wali bhi rakhni padegi.
Kyunki dono ko office jana hota tha, aur time lagta tha. To aise hi ek-do logon se poochne ka socha, jo pehle hi rehte the
waha. Kuch din beet gaye. Fir ek din main chutti leke flat pe tha. Main jaise hi baahar nikla saamne waale flat mein se ek mast hot aunty baahar nikli. Use dekh ke mera dimag hil gaya. Kya mast saree hot style mein pehni hui thi.
Unhe dekh ke kuch ajeeb sa feel hua. Fir maine unhe namaste ki, aur hamari thodi baat hui. Baaton-baaton mein maine unse pooch liya-
Me: Kya aapki nazar mein koi maid hai, jo do logon ka khaana aur bartan kar de?
To unhone kaha: Mere ghar ek maid aati hai. Pooch ke batati hu.
Aur fir unhone hamare baare mein poocha.
Maine bataya: Main aur mera dost job karte hai. Abhi kuch din pehle hi shift hue hai.
Fir maine poocha: Aap log kon-kon hai?
To unhone bataya wo aur unke husband waha rehte the. Unke pati bank mein job karte the, aur wo ek parlour chalati thi.
Maine bhi mauka dekha aur flirty andaaz mein bol diya-
Me: Acha tabhi aap itni sundar lag rahi hai.
Wo bas smile ki, aur chali gayi. Aise hi 3-4 din baad Sunday tha, to main aur mera dost free hoke kapde saaf-safayi kar rahe the. Tabhi unke husband aaye. Hamne unse baat ki. Aise hi jaan-pehchan ki baat chal rahi thi. Tabhi unki maid bhi aa gayi. Tab tak aunty aayi aur unhone hame unse milaya. Maid ne bola ki theek hai, pehle wo aunty ke yaha khaana bana degi, aur fir hum logon ke liye bhi bana degi.
Maine kaha: Theek hai.
Fir uncle bole: Aao chai peene.
Hame kaam tha to bola: Fir kabhi.
Aise hi din normal guzar rahe the. Ek din mere friend ka promotion ho gaya. Use Delhi jana pad gaya to wo nikal gaya. Ab main akela hi flat pe bacha tha. Main aate-jaate aunty se kaafi ghul-mil gaya tha. Ek-dum family jaisa lagne laga tha. Kaafi baar aunty ko kuch mangana hota to bol deti mujhe, main laa deta. Kaafi friendly ho gaye the hum ek-doosre se.
Ek din ki baat hai. Unke husband ko kuch din ke liye baahar jana pad gaya bank ke kaam se.
To uncle ne bola: Thoda dhyan rakhna. Ek hafte ki baat hai.
Maine kaha: Koi nahi, aap chinta na kare.
Aur wo chale gaye. Agle din maid ne bataya ki uske pati ka accident ho gaya tha, to wo kuch din nahi aayegi. Ab khaane ki dikkat hone lagi. 1-2 din adjust kiya. Fir baaton-baaton mein aunty ne bola-
Aunty: Tum kyun pareshan hote ho? Main bana doongi khaana. Waise bhi khud ke liye banati hu. Tum bhi aake khaa lena.
Mujhe bhi theek laga. Tab tak kuch galat mann mein nahi tha. Par ek din meri life badal gayi. Subha se bahut barish ho rahi thi. Main ghar se nikla, aur thodi door jaake barish bahut tez ho gayi. Main bheeg gaya, aur bike side mein ek dukaan pe roki.
Tab tak bheeg gaya tha. Jaise hi main waha ruka, aunty pehle se hi waha bheegi khadi thi. Dono ne ek-doosre ko dekha.
Maine bola: Aap bhi bheeg gayi?
Wo boli: Haa, wo auto kharaab ho gaya, to doosra lene ke chakkar mein bheeg gayi.
Tab tak barish aur tez ho gayi. Maine apne office se chutti leli kyunki bheeg gaya tha, aur late bhi ho raha tha.
To maine bola: Aap bhi change kar lo chal ke, barish shayad tab tak kam ho jaye.
Unhe bhi theek laga. Fir hum meri bike se flat ki taraf chal diye. Tabhi ek gaddha pada aur bike unbalance hui. Aunty darr ke kass ke pakad li mujhe, aur ek-dum chipak gayi. Mere shareer mein current daud gaya. Unke is tarah se chipakne se mann manchal gaya.
Fir wo waise hi chipki hui flat ke neeche pahunchi. Maine bike park ki, aur seedi ki taraf chalne lage hum dono. Hum bahut bheeg gaye the. Paani tapak raha tha. Maine unhe aage chalne ko bola. Wo saree mein poori bheegi hui thi, jaise tip-tip barsa paani ki Raveena lag rahi thi.
Mere mann mein gande-gande vichaar aane lage. Wo aage seedi chadh rahi thi. Unki mast baadi gaand ko dekh ke lund uchaale maarne laga. Khair control karke hum apne floor pe aaye, aur dono apne-apne flat pe kapde change karne lage.
Mere dimaag mein abhi bhi wahi bike wala seen chal raha tha. Lund abhi bhi khada tha. Fir kapde change karke maine socha chai bana leta hu thand lag rahi hai. Main chai banane laga, aur aunty ke khayalon mein khoya tha. Tabhi bell baji. Maine door khola, to aunty deep neck wali maxi pehne, baalon mein towel lapete hue boli-
Aunty: Rohit doodh laa do, chai banani hai.
Maine bola: Main bana raha hu. Aap wait karo.
To wo apne flat wapas chali gayi. Main dono ke liye chai leke unke flat ki taraf chal diya. Jaise hi maine flat ke door pe bell bajane ki sochi, dekha door khula tha. Main awaaz dete hue chai leke unke flat mein gaya.
Wo apne room mein baal ponch rahi thi. Unke khule baal aur deep neck wali maxi mujhe aur seduce karne lagi. Pata nahi mere muh se kaise nikal gaya “Wow”. Aunty sun ke smile ki aur boli-
Aunty: Kya wow? Buddhi ko dekh ke wow kar rahe ho.
Me: Kisne kaha aap buddhi ho? Meri nazar se dekho to.
Itna bol ke main chup raha.
Aunty: Kya dekhu tumhari nazar se?
Iske aage ki kahani agle part mein.
Agla bhaag padhe:- Pooja aunty ka jaadu-2