Ye kahani 8 logon ki behad lambi kahani hai, jo pehle 3 bhaago mein aapko halki si samajh aayengi. Ye beech-beech mein boring bhi hogi, kyunki main ye kahani kaafi detail mein likhna chaahta hu. Isliye aap bhi sehyog kare.
Ye kahani meri mom (Devika age 43 saal, saawli, aur thick and fit figure ki malkin, jiski gehri aankhen deewana kar deti hai) aur unke affairs ya unko mile pyar ki hai. Jisme maine hamesha help ki hai, aur mummy ki khushi sabse upar rakhi hai.
To doston aaj hum dekhenge mom ki pehli chemistry ki jo ek party se shuru hui, jo ki mere Papa (Sanjay) ke dost (Ratan) uncle (age 54) ke retirement ki thi. Unhone early retirement liya tha. Yaha papa ke dost apne family ke sath aaye the. Main aur mom bhi waha the.
Party ke liye kaafi badi hotel choose ki gayi, aur hotel ko bhi kaafi zyada phoolon se saja diya gaya tha. Lekin waha usse bhi sundar, bina phoolon ke saji, aur apni natural beauty le kar mom maujood thi.
Sabhi log main nahi kahunga, lekin kaafi log unko dekh bhi rahe the. Fir tabhi waha par party ke organiser aaye aur mummy ko namaste bhabhi ji keh kar awaaz di. Unke sath unki beti(SAKSHI) bhi thi jo ki bahut khoobsurat lag rahi thi.
Fir usne mujhe kaha: Arre tum yaha kyun ho?
Aur wo mujhe uske aur mere common dost ke paas chalne ko boli. Main uske sath nikal gaya. Aur yaha unki kya baat hui, mujhe pata nahi. Lekin mummy muskura rahi thi aur hath mila kar bhi shayad wish kiya tha unko unke retirement ke liye. Shayad jis wajah se party thi.
Is party mein kya hua ye aap aage padhenge. Umeed hai lambi kahani hisso mein asaani se padh kar aap aanand uthaye.
Iske baad hum ghar aaye. Tab mom ke phone par call aayi kisi ki. Wo kiski thi, mujhe tab pata bhi nahi tha.
Mummy: Haa-haa pahunch gaye hum abhi. Haa aap bhi aaram kijiye. Zaroor, haa namaste. Rakhti hu.
Fir mummy ne kaha Ratan uncle ka call tha. Ab mummy ne papa ko call kiya, aur apne room mein jaate-jaate sab batane lagi. Papa do week ke liye survey karne Odisha gaye hue the. Ab main bhi sone chala gaya, lekin mera charger bag mein reh gaya to main wo lene gaya.
Tabhi maine dekha mummy ke ek hath mein phone aur ek hath mein glass. Maine dhyan nahi diya, aur sone chala gaya kuch bhi bina bole. Subha firse chai peene main hall mein apni roz ki jagah par baith kar tv dekh raha tha. Tab bhi mummy ke hath mein phone hi tha, aur unhone mujhe awaj di
Mummy: Baba brush kiya ya nahi?
Me: Haa kiya.
Mummy: Pehle dhokla kha lo, fir chai deti hu.
Me: Ok.
Itna bol kar wo bathroom gayi, aur 5 minute mein turant baahar nikal kar saree pehan li, aur baal thode geele halke se baandh kar wapas aayi. Fir mujhe dhokla laa kar diya. Maine wo finish kiya, aur fir wo chai laati hu bol kar kitchen ki taraf gayi.
Wo chai lekar aayi aur 5 minute baad chai thodi hi baaki thi. Tabhi hamare ghar Ratan uncle padhare. Unhone aate hi upar se neeche tak maa ko dekha, aur muskuraye. Aur fir meri taraf dekha aur kuch bolte usse pehle maine unhe kaha-
Me: Namaste uncle.
Uncle (mummy ki taraf dekh kar halke se muskura kar): Namaste bhai sahab.
Wo aa kar sofa par baith gaye. Mummy ne gaalon ki lat kaan ke peeche set karte hue unse chai laati hu bol kar muskurate hue jaane lagi. Uncle unko peeche se bhi dekh hi rahe the. Aaj mujhe mummy ki chaal mein badlaav nazar aa raha tha. Aap samajhdaar ho chaal kaisi rahi hogi.
Uncle: Aur bhai, kaisa chal raha college?
Me: Bahut badhiya uncle. Next month gathering hai, Sakshi ne bataya hoga na?
Mom chai lekar aati hai, aur uncle unki taraf muskan bhari shakal se dekhte hue mujhe reply karte hai-
Uncle: Haa, Sakshi bhi bol rahi thi.
Mom: Lijiye bhai sahab chai.
Uncle: Arre bhabhi ji iski kya zaroorat thi.
Mom: Chai hi to hai, lijiye.
Uncle (Muskurate hue): Aap bhi lo bhabhi ji.
Dono ek-doosre ko dekhte hue alag hi muskan ke sath baat kar rahe the. Mujhe bhi kaafi positive vibes mil rahi thi uncle se. Maine tabhi mummy ko kaha-
Me: Biscuits nahi layi aap?
Mom (idhar-udhar dekhte hue): Arre haa!
Uncle: Arre iski koi zaroorat nahi.
Mom uthne lagi tabhi maine unko rukhne ko kaha.
Me: Ruko, aap baitho, main le aata hu.
Main uth ke jaane laga. Tabhi dheemi awaaz mein uncle bole-
Uncle: Maa par hi gaya hai shayad.
Mom (haste hue): Hahaha.
Mujhe aata dekh mom wapas chai peene lagti hai, aur uncle meri aur dhyan dete hai.
Uncle: Arre beta itne saare kon khayega?
Me: Aap khao yaar. Mummy bhi biscuit lover hai. Aap to bahana the. Maine unke liye khaas takleef li.
Aur sabhi log hasne lage. Uncle haste hue bhi mummy ko dekh rahe the. Mummy sharma rahi thi, aur meri taraf badi aankhen karke bade hi masti bhare andaaz mein boli-
Mom: Badmash kahi ka.
Mera kaan pakad ke apni taraf kheench ke pyar se gaal pe thapthapaya aur gehri nazar se uncle ki taraf dekhte hue mere gaal par kiss ki. Uncle ne chai ki ghoont lagayi aur hontho par jeebh ferte hue aankhen halki band karke chai ki mithaas ka maza le rahe the.
Sab aise hi hass rahe the. Tabhi maine bhi mom ko ek kiss kiya aur uncle ko kaha-
Me: Aap log baitho, mujhe ready hona hai.
Mom: Ironing karke kapde ready rakhe hai, upar waale bedroom mein.
Me: Thanks.
Main nikla tabhi uncle ne apni jagah se uth kar biscuit ki plate lekar mummy ke paas rakhi.
Uncle: Lijiye bhabhi ji.
Mom: Arre bhai sahab aap bhi us badmash ki baaton mein aa gaye.
Uncle: Hahaha, lijiye aapko pasand hai na.
Mom: Aap bhi naa.
Uncle: Lijiye na bhabhi ji.
Is baar maine dekha uncle achanak se kareeb aa kar biscuit mummy ke hontho tak le gaye. Mummy ne dono naazuk hontho ko khol kar biscuit ko lapet liya, aur aadha biscuit pyari muskan ke sath tod diya.
Mom: Bas? Ab baaki aap khaa lo.
Uncle ke hath mein aadha biscuit tha. Wo mummy ki taraf dekhte hue biscuit ko apne muh mein daalte hai, aur maze se chabate hue alag si muskan ke sath mom ki taraf dekhte hai. Dono haste hue ek-doosre ki nazar se nazar ko sweekar karte hai. Mom chai ke cup aur sab utha ke jaane lagti hai.
Tabhi uncle ka dhyan biscuit ki plate par jata hai. Mom kitchen mein jaati hai. Tabhi uncle us plate ko utha kar bejijhak kitchen ki aur chalna shuru karte hai. Plate ke bahane shayad wo kuch chance khojte hai.
Main bathroom ke paas se ye dekh raha tha, ki uncle kitchen ki aur jaa rahe the. Yaha zaroor kuch hone wala tha, isliye maine tap shuru kar bucket mein paani ki awaaz start kari, aur waha uncle aur mom kitchen mein the.
Kahani aage badhne lagi kaise, wo agle part mein zaroor padhe. Iss kahani mein kaise dono ke beech temptation aur attraction badhne laga, aur apni limit mein kis tarah hawas ke bagair pyar aage badhta hai. Kahani lambi hai aur erotic aur mazedaar bhi.