Pichla part yaha padhe – reeta ki uske bete se shadi-2
Jaise ham 3no panit. Mai (Paritosh) aur tauji car mai bethe kar nikle mor par achanak se tire puncher ho gaya aur hamari car bijli ke khambe mai ja kar takara gai. Mere sir par chot lagi tauji ke bhi sir par bs pandit ji ke haath par moch aai..
Car ki awaj sun kar ghar wal age aae aur paros ke log bhi aae unhone hamari car se nikalne mai madat ki. Sare ghar wale ghabra age.. Aur hame ghar mai leke gae. Vaha andar ham sab ko pani diya gaya aur dawai bhi lagai.
Tabhi pandit ji gusse mai bolte hai ki dekha maine bola tha ki aisa sab hoga. Aap logo ki waje se mai bhi fas gaya. Ab mai ja raha hu mai akele hi chala ajeuga namaste… Kahe kar pandit ji chale gae.. Unki baat sun kar sab log soch mai dub gae ki kya kare..
Fir aram akarne ke liye sab log chae gae mai bhi chala gaya. Baad mai tauji aae mere pass aur pucha ki kya ye mera kara hua tha to maine mana kar diya ye sab apne aap hi hua hai.. To vo muje teri najar se dekh kar vaha se chale gae..
Shaam ho jati hai.. Papa bahar jate hai aur vo bhi sidi par fisal jate hai gate ki ( maine oil dala tha).
Unki kamar mai lagti hai. Sab unko andar leke ate hai aur room mai aram karne ko bolte hai.. Ye sab meri dadi aur dada dekh rahe hote hai…
Fir meri dadi meri maa ko bulati hai apne paaas akele baat akarne ko..
Reeta;- ji mummy ji apne bulaya.
Dadi;- ha beta yaha betho.ye batao tumne kya socha hai?
Reeta;- kis ware mai mummy ji?
Dati;- ghar par itni bari samasya aa rakhi hai.. Har kisi ko chot lag rahi hai. Kaam ruk rahe hai.. Jaan bhi jaa sakti hai kisi ki.. To pandit ji ne jo samadhan bataya tha uske liye kya socha ??
Reeta;- mummy mai samajti hu musibat bari hai lekin mai ye kaise kar sakti hu. Ye ek to paap hai dusra Paritosh merea beta hai mai usse shadi kaise karlo?? Aur mai inko(reeta ke pati) ko kya bolugi.
Dadi;- beti. Agar hamne is musibat ka samadhan nahi kiya to ho sakta hai ki tumhara pati hi na bache. Ho skata hi ki beta hi na rahe. Ya ye pariwar hi na rhe fir kya karogi tum????
Tab kisko muh dikhaogi? Tab kya tum apne aap ko maaf kar paogi ? Ki tum ye sab bacha sakti thi??
Reeta;- lekin maa mere se ye nahi hoga 3 saal ke liye puri tara se Paritosh ki biwi ye to sambhav nahi hai…muje maaf kar do.
Dadi;- beti mai samajti hu. Mai tumse request akarti hu maan jao.
Reeta;- muh latka te hue. Nahi maa nahi ho paega.mai apne pati se abhut pyar karti hu kisi aur ke saath kaise shadi kar lu..
Dadi;- gussa hote hue. Bs ab bahut ho gaya tera natak.. Maine kitna pyar se samjane ki kosis ki tuje lekin tu hai ki samajti hi nahi hai.. Dekh larki muje mere dono bete aur poto ki jaan bahut pyari hai.. Aaj jo hua dono ke saath dono bs bach hi gae the jada chot lag jati ho pata nahi kya ho jata. Ab mujse aur nahi dekha jaega.
Dekh tere paas ab bs do hi raaste hai ya to chup chap jaisa pandit ji ne bola hai vo maan ja aur Paritosh se shadi karle. Ya fir is ghar se nikal ja tu samji… Mai tuje kahi ka nahi chori fir…
Reeta;- darte hue aur chowk jati hai.. Aur ankho mai asu aa jate hai ki jis saaaas ko vo mummy maanti thi vo usse aise dhamka rahi hai ab….
Lekin mummy ji inko kya kahugi hai.. Ye muje……
Dadi- reeta ko bich mai rokte hue. Tu mere bete ki fikar kar rahi hai vo kya soche ga yaha uski jaan jaa rahi hai. Nalayak.. Tu uski tension na le mai aur tere sasur unhe dekh lege tu soch le kya karna hai…
((reeta dar jati hai uska kya hoga. Usne kya kiya tha jo uske saath aisa ho raha hai?.. Vo rone lagti hai..))
Dadi;- bed se utti hai aur reeta ko kich kar bahar dhakka deti hai. Ja nikal ja.
((tabhi piche se reeta ki jetani rani bhi aa jati hai vo sab sun rahi hoti hai. Vo bhi Rita ko gusse mai bolti hai )).
Kyu reeta tujse ek asaan sa kaam nahi hota. Log apne pariwar ke liye jaaan luta dete hai lekin yaha vo vaisa bhi kuch nahi hai. Ek saan sa kaam karna hai tuje. Akhir sab logo ke bhavis ka sawal hai. Dekh reeta teri vaje se mai apne pati aur bete ko nahi khona cahati hu samji. Maan kyu nahi jati tu. Aur aisa kahekar rani reeta ko thappar marti hai.
((udhar sasur bhi jor se bolta hai.)) Sun bahu mai side se boluga tum bahu is ghar ki dekh bhaal karne ke liye aai thi yaad rakhna agar tum aisa naii karogi to tumhari yaha koi jaruvat nahi hai..
((reeta aur ghabra jati hai. Uski samaj nahi nahi aa raha hota kya kare. Bahar ja kar vo kaha jaegi?? Jaise hi saas usko dusra dhakka dene ati hai vo unke paao pakar leti hai aur haa kar deti hai.)
Reeta;- theek hai mummy ji. Aaap log jaisa kahe ge mai vaisa hi karugi bs muje aur na mare…rote hue
Dadi;- ye hui na baat. Pahele hi maan jati to ye sab nahi karna parta muje. Chal ab khari ho aur yaha aa.
(( reeta khari hoti hai aur darte hue saath ke paas jati hai apni sari ko theek karte hue.))
Dadi’- abhi bhagwan ki kasam kha ki tu jo jo jaisa bhi pandit ji kahege akarne ko tu aisa karegi..
Reeta;- ((thori der chup raheti hai.fir jab saas aur bahki ke log use ghurte hai to vo bolti hai)). Mai bhagwaan aur apne pariwar ki kasam khati hu ki jaisa bhi pandjit ji kahe ge mai vaisa hi karugi..
((ye kahete vakth uski akho se asu nikalte hai kafir aur vo ye kehne ke baad apne room mai chali jati hai))
(( Paritosh andar room mai se sab sun raha hota hai. Vo to bahut khush hota hai uski khusi ka thikana nahi hota. Vo to ab sapne dekhne algta hai.reeta ke.. Fir saas apne bare bete ko bulati hai aur bolti hai ki pandit ji ko phone karo aur bol do ham shadi ko tayar hai kya kya karna hai bata de..))
Paritosh;- fir tauji mere pas ate hai aur mai unko gale laga leta hu. Vo bhi smile karte hai aur puchte hai ki kya karna hai. Mai sabse pahele pandit ko phone akarke bol deta hu aur kal shaam ko ane ke liye bol deta hu. Idhar mai tauji ko age ka plan bata hu ki kya karna hai….
Jitni der mai aur tauji baat kar rahe hote hai tabhi hamari sister shalu jo delhi mai raheti hai vo vaha aa jati hai. Ghar mai sab ko aise dekh kar vo dadi se sab puchti hai aur dadi usko sari baat bata deti hai.
Vo bhi thora dar jati hai fir soluiton mil gaya hai sunkar khush bhi ho jati hai. Fir jab vo dadi se puchti hai ki kya soluiton hai to dadi use sari baar batati hai fir vo bhi bolti hai aisa laise ho sakta hai.
Dadi fir bolti hai ki koi aur rasta nahi hai sab try kar liya. Fir jab use pata cjalti hai ki uske papa ko bhi chot lag gai thi ( yani tauji) to vo dar jati hai aur dadi ki aur baki dhar walo ki ha mai ha mila deti hai aur help karne ko promise karti hai…
Fir kuch der baad tauji dadi ke paas jate hai. Aur bolte hai..
Tauji;- mummy maine pandit ji se baat kar le hai…
Dadi aur baaki sab tauji ki aur dekhte hue..
Tauji;- kal raat 8pm ko shadi hogi dono ki. Pandit ji 7 baje tak aa jaege. Hame shadi ka saman leke ana hoga..
Dadi.;- theek hai vo ho jaega. Aur kuch?
Tauji;- ha vo…….
Dadi;- daro nahi batao kya hai baat.
Tauji.;- unhone bola hai puri real tarike se jitna ho sake vaise karna shadi…
1) sabse pehle to reeta ke gale mai jo mangalsutra hai vo uske pati se aaj raat 12 baje se pahele utrva do. Sindur hatwa do pati se. Ring bhi nikalwa do. Aur nath aur pao ki rings bhi. Phele ki shadi ki koi nishani hai honi chaiye…
2) fir puri tara se saaf kara do use andar se bhi.
3) kal subha haath aur pao par mahendi lagwao aur uske pati ka name likhawao.. Ho sake to parlour bhi bhej dena.
4) shadi ka purana jora use karna mangalsutra aur rings etc naya leke ana jo nikala tha ye saman Paritosh leke aega.. Aur uske liye kuch new dress bhi..
5) room mai sirf ab Paritosh ke aur reeta ke kapre hi rahege ek almari hai jsie husband wife ke rahete hai.. 3 saal tak unhe real husband wife ki tarah hi rehna hai.. Saare ghar walo ko fir naye riste ke hisab se hi rahena hoga aur reeta ko treat karna hoga waise hi.
6) sabse jaruri Paritosh ki bhi hami honi chaiye khusi se koi jor jabardasti na ho varna koi fayeda nahi in sab ka….
Itna sab karo fir mai aur hoga to phone karke bata dunga..